[Q&A] If you could send Melania something for her birthday, what would it be?

 





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If you could send Melania something for her birthday, what would it be?


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A time machine.

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Some baked cookies and some perfume I'm being nice unlike all of y'all

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A gun and one bullet. (that's not an assassination joke...)

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vibrator

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A vial for her tears.

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A note telling her to divorce Donald.

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Divorce decree w/ no prenup

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Some Self respect

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Nothing don't know her.

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Deportation order.